Friday, June 29, 2007

facts

1.37 million people now live below the poverty line -- 12.9 million of those are children.
2.The official poverty line is an income of $19,971/yr for a family of four.
3.A single parent working full-time for minimum wage makes $10,712/yr.3.9 million families had at least one member go hungry because they couldn't afford enough food.
4.1,600,000 jobs lost in the private sector since Dubya took office.46.6 million people lack health coverage.
5.1.7 million VETERANS -- including some Iraq War Veterans -- have no health insurance.
6.750,000 Americans are homeless, 250,000 of them are Veterans

Men & Women

Men & Women
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men.But married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes.There's no use two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Useless Facts III

1. In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
2. Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during W.W.I
3. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
4. In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
5. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
6. You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.
7. An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
8. Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
9. Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
10. The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
11. A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.
12. The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500's.
13. The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
14. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
15. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.
16. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
17. The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
18. In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - Bhutan.
19. Every person has a unique tongue print.
20. Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
21. Women's hearts beat faster than men's.
22. Pollsters say that 40 percent of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.
23. Bubble gum contains rubber.
24. You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
25. Only 55 percent of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
26. The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.
27. Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.
28. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
29. The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.
30. Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.
31. In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.
32. A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
33. About 70 percent of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money.
34. It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.
35. Some toothpaste contains antifreeze.
36. Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.
37. Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as President Bush in 1991.
38. Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the Western Pacific.
39. There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.
40. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
41. Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.
42. Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.
43. Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
44. The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
45. When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
46. Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.
47. 27 percent of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."
48. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
49. Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of excrement."
50. Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark (hence, the light bulb).

Thursday, June 28, 2007

The future Californian Governor?


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KIDS OF FUTURE.

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Why Bicycles Are Better Than Men!

1.Bicycles don't work late.
2.Your Bicycle stays as clean as you want it to.
3.Bicycles don't have parents or kids.
4.Bicycles don't get sick.
5.Bicycles don't get overweight.
6.You can check out the guy who works on your Bicycle.
7.Your Bicycle always has time for you.
8.Bicycles don't complain and don't ride away from you when the road gets rough.
9.Bicycles don't watch TV.
10.Bicycles don't shave.
11.Bicycles don't snore.
12.Bicycles don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom.
13.Bicycles are better protection in a bad neighborhood.
14.You don't have to feed your bicycle.
15.Bicycles never argue, you are always right.
16.Bicycles never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
17.Bicycles never try to show you off to their friends.
18.Bicycles don't come home drunk after a night out with its buddies.
19.Bicycles don't sneak around with other bicycles.
20.Bicycles don't care what you look like, or what your age is.
21.Bicycles don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on.
22.When you go riding, your bicycle doesn't care if other bicycles are bigger or better.
23.Bicycles don't care about their performance.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Meal cooked by Angry Wife


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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

FUTURE CAR

CAR FOR FLOODS&TO CLIMB MOUNTAIN
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CAR FOR FLYING.

Humorous Animal Photos

MY PET CAT
PUSSY I LOVE U!

IM NOT FAT I M FLUFFY

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WORLD'S BUSIEST AIRPORT,LONDON



London Heathrow Airport is situated west of London on the M4. Heathrow is the world's busiest international airport and the world's second busiest cargo port. There are over 90 airlines based at Heathrow Airport, all providing flights to both international and domestic destinations.
London Heathrow Airport has four main terminals, and there are plans to build a fifth to relieve pressure on the already very busy Terminal 1. The airport operates a host of passenger facilities and transportation options; all of these can be seen by clicking on the links to the left.
Heathrow is the world's busiest international airport. Regarded as the hub of the aviation world, over 90 airlines have made Heathrow their base.
Number of terminals : four (Terminals 1, 2, 3 & 4)
Number of passengers : 64 million
Number of airlines : over 90
Number of destinations : approximately 170
Number of runways: two main, plus a cross wind runway Serving over 64 million passengers each year, flying to over 170 destinations in 90 countries, London Heathrow is the World's busiest international gateway. However, its size also has meant that it has constantly expanded beyond its original boundaries, and despite BAA investing some ?1million per day in improving facilities, Heathrow remains one of the most disliked places in the UK. This need not be a huge problem, as the Heathrow Express will speed you into the East End of London in just 15 minutes - whipping ?12 each way from your wallet in the process. Official name: London Heathrow International Airport IATA Code: LHR Owned by: BAA

Monday, June 25, 2007

The Palm Islands





The Palm Islands, also referred to as The Palm Dubai and The Palms, are the world's three largest man-made islands, which are being built on the coast of the emirate of Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates (UAE). The project is being handled by Al Nakheel Properties (Nakheel Corporation), which will increase Dubai's shoreline by 120km (72 miles) and create a large number of residential, leisure, and entertainment areas. The idea was first announced in May 2002 and the two manmade freehold artificial palm tree-shaped resort islands are expected to maintain Dubai's position as a premium tourist destination. The Palm Islands has also been named 8th'The Eighth Wonder of the World'.
The two Dubai islands, The Palm Jumeirah and The Palm Jebel Ali, will be built in the shape of date palm trees and consist of a trunk; a crown with 17 fronds; and a surrounding crescent island - the back of which forms the breakwater. Collectively, the island will support more than 60 luxury hotels, 4,000 exclusive residential villas (sale), 1,000 unique water homes (sale), 5,000 shoreline apartments (sale), marinas, water theme parks, restaurants, shopping malls, sports facilities, health spas, cinemas and various dive sites.
Its DevelopmentThe project took four years of methodical planning and exhaustive feasibility studies in Dubai, ensuring that the islands would not disrupt the environment. The first stage of the development of The Palm Islands, includes the construction of the land foundations, which involves sand transfer and rock placement. Following this, the next stage will involve the building of infrastructure and services, as well as the 300 meter (990 feet) bridges linking the islands to the mainland. The final stage consists of the construction of homes, townhouses, and apartments.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

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If U have guts ... proceed ..otherwise delete this mail..Read the message below before opening the picture!!! For those of youwith a weak stomach, Heart Problems don't go any further...This is quite shocking. He fell from a fair height and on impact heliterally split open and his internals came out... You can see thehorror on the faces of those around him. If you are strong enough thenonly proceed . . . . . . . . .Shocking picture!!!!! !Read before opening. . . . . . .
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