Why Bicycles Are Better Than Men!

1.Bicycles don't work late.
2.Your Bicycle stays as clean as you want it to.
3.Bicycles don't have parents or kids.
4.Bicycles don't get sick.
5.Bicycles don't get overweight.
6.You can check out the guy who works on your Bicycle.
7.Your Bicycle always has time for you.
8.Bicycles don't complain and don't ride away from you when the road gets rough.
9.Bicycles don't watch TV.
10.Bicycles don't shave.
11.Bicycles don't snore.
12.Bicycles don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom.
13.Bicycles are better protection in a bad neighborhood.
14.You don't have to feed your bicycle.
15.Bicycles never argue, you are always right.
16.Bicycles never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
17.Bicycles never try to show you off to their friends.
18.Bicycles don't come home drunk after a night out with its buddies.
19.Bicycles don't sneak around with other bicycles.
20.Bicycles don't care what you look like, or what your age is.
21.Bicycles don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on.
22.When you go riding, your bicycle doesn't care if other bicycles are bigger or better.
23.Bicycles don't care about their performance.